Jesus, Disney, weed, singing, art…that’s about it.Tumblr (3.0; @planet9relief)http://planet9relief.tumblr.com/<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://tits-mcgeek.tumblr.com/post/49017935415/so-i-only-wear-this-bra-in-the-house-because-its-too" target="_blank">tits-mcgeek</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://ho-ho-my-lad.tumblr.com/post/48915947969/so-i-only-wear-this-bra-in-the-house-because-its-too" target="_blank">ho-ho-my-lad</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>and it, erm, pushes stuff up in a way that makes me look like a 19th century prostitute</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/08043c519932b8e25fe9d789c9f92584/tumblr_inline_mluod2wt9V1qz4rgp.jpg"/></p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/63022dd65906a8ea3a81a344c392bb62/tumblr_inline_mluodsGArw1qz4rgp.jpg"/></p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/66d89e2c98fc4080689bbd34ba25cda5/tumblr_inline_mluoefwt6t1qz4rgp.jpg"/></p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/99f8ca96dfe11b8c1c698a1577f27121/tumblr_inline_mluof857ku1qz4rgp.gif"/></p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/1a37374af8b450b855f1587d1d2466af/tumblr_inline_mluoflxO321qz4rgp.jpg"/></p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/3681fd27d1a708719dd2bf54c261bd6b/tumblr_inline_mluofu6tXa1qz4rgp.jpg"/><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/e63581b3579c97e5295ce0e0740e10e3/tumblr_inline_mluogtULRi1qz4rgp.jpg"/></p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/13793555990bfd471809ac1ea2ca7fce/tumblr_inline_mluoh5CYZh1qz4rgp.jpg"/></p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/b35baa573f64bc26dec650a29a31c563/tumblr_inline_mluohhG0xY1qz4rgp.jpg"/></p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/90e9fa02ee5a7ea0b09834c4b2f55e6f/tumblr_inline_mluohwhjrx1qz4rgp.jpg"/></p> </blockquote> <p>possibly my favorite thing on the internet right now.</p> </blockquote>http://planet9relief.tumblr.com/post/50405871290http://planet9relief.tumblr.com/post/50405871290Tue, 14 May 2013 02:37:53 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/5d9ac2c3644352a0ec095ab1e05621e5/tumblr_mmq010O3WQ1qdejcbo1_r1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/13d19d45379ca30a2fd8e9033dd0feb4/tumblr_mmq010O3WQ1qdejcbo2_r1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/b69e1a405b50e5f94b0d56983fe1cbb9/tumblr_mmq010O3WQ1qdejcbo3_r1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/613987011f579a2e1d9e1400f0717676/tumblr_mmq010O3WQ1qdejcbo4_r1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/0a0aadc0e219c966e974e4ccb3e8597d/tumblr_mmq010O3WQ1qdejcbo6_r1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/9dc3716d1d58fc44bccac49b303fd6e9/tumblr_mmq010O3WQ1qdejcbo5_r1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/b7f9dc86a3bcb122511e3bc3c915befd/tumblr_mmq010O3WQ1qdejcbo7_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><blockquote> <p><em>“Untitled” by Nick Knight<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kLYaAS5N6SQ" target="_blank"> [x]</a><span><br/></span></em></p> </blockquote>http://planet9relief.tumblr.com/post/50405821581http://planet9relief.tumblr.com/post/50405821581Tue, 14 May 2013 02:36:29 -0400me: wow she has a nice butt<br /> me: i wish i had her butt<br /> me: oh shit if someone could read my mind they would think i am a lesbian<br /> me: if anyone can hear this i like dicks<br /> me:<br /> everyone:<br /> me: phewhttp://planet9relief.tumblr.com/post/50405687690http://planet9relief.tumblr.com/post/50405687690Tue, 14 May 2013 02:32:45 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/36b744899241c9f1190714dac682dc23/tumblr_mmpprijo8d1r10d9po1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://ispeakineloquently.tumblr.com/post/50369114078/musicalpandas-gainingconfidencexo" target="_blank">ispeakineloquently</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://musicalpandas.tumblr.com/post/50351035743/gainingconfidencexo-havocados-emorenita" target="_blank">musicalpandas</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://gainingconfidencexo.tumblr.com/post/50346196183/havocados-emorenita-why-arent-these-being" target="_blank">gainingconfidencexo</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://havocados.tumblr.com/post/50335434124/emorenita-why-arent-these-being-reblogged-more" target="_blank">havocados</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://emorenita.tumblr.com/post/50332992820/why-arent-these-being-reblogged-more-often-i" target="_blank">emorenita</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>why aren’t these being reblogged more often?<br/>i rather see these than “keys in hand”</p> </blockquote> <p>Fatality</p> </blockquote> <p>Umm so since I’m stupid could someone kindly explain each step for me like step 3 am i head butting him in the face or the chest? </p> </blockquote> <p>I think it depends on the height of the person, but I suppose the head is a more effective target. I hope this helps :)</p> </blockquote> <p>If you can head butt him in the face totally do that but if you’re too short go for the throat-ish area or sort of near the base of his ribs because that’s gonna suck a lot.</p> </blockquote>http://planet9relief.tumblr.com/post/50405566050http://planet9relief.tumblr.com/post/50405566050Tue, 14 May 2013 02:29:26 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6ikehNsf41rpe379o13_r1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6ikehNsf41rpe379o1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6ikehNsf41rpe379o5_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6ikehNsf41rpe379o2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6ikehNsf41rpe379o4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6ikehNsf41rpe379o3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6ikehNsf41rpe379o6_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6ikehNsf41rpe379o7_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6ikehNsf41rpe379o8_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6ikehNsf41rpe379o9_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://wheresmywig.tumblr.com/post/44893947213/ahatefulcuss-moves-to-brazil-if-i-move-to" target="_blank">wheresmywig</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://ahatefulcuss.tumblr.com/post/44892953461/moves-to-brazil" target="_blank">ahatefulcuss</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>*moves to Brazil*</p> </blockquote> <p>If I move to Brazil, I think I can pull off a convincing looking bag of trash disguise without trying.</p> </blockquote>http://planet9relief.tumblr.com/post/50403351684http://planet9relief.tumblr.com/post/50403351684Tue, 14 May 2013 01:35:24 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/ccc35cd1c224390dea67440536f7d0e1/tumblr_mm55h5v4Xo1qct3oqo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://planet9relief.tumblr.com/post/50402459043http://planet9relief.tumblr.com/post/50402459043Tue, 14 May 2013 01:16:13 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/06abde980da5b1762dc4d3cd45cc0e13/tumblr_mmqnwdhr111s6w8gdo1_400.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://la-belle-de-nuit.tumblr.com/post/50339984177/aries" target="_blank">la-belle-de-nuit</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Aries :)</p> </blockquote>http://planet9relief.tumblr.com/post/50396875314http://planet9relief.tumblr.com/post/50396875314Mon, 13 May 2013 23:40:24 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/14497ed0302f7c472adad4753bb2e4e3/tumblr_miwjj8HjBy1qhw9kvo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://bebroom.tumblr.com/post/50055477384/this-si-ssooo-funny-i-know-its-supposed-to-be-like" target="_blank">bebroom</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>THIS SI SSOOO FUNNY I KNOW ITS SUPPOSED TO BE LIKE ARTISTIC BUT OH MY GO D LOOK AT HER SENSUAL FACEAND THE FLAMINGO IS JUST LIKST “OH MY GOD WHATS GOING ON”</p> </blockquote>http://planet9relief.tumblr.com/post/50396317452http://planet9relief.tumblr.com/post/50396317452Mon, 13 May 2013 23:32:20 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m17hvek1I51qbfr32o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://danaglovesyou.tumblr.com/post/50371216229/disobedient-nightmare" target="_blank">danaglovesyou</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://disobedient-nightmare.tumblr.com/post/50277044183/thecatcherintheryebread-this-is-flat" target="_blank">disobedient-nightmare</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thecatcherintheryebread.tumblr.com/post/19648787379/this-is-flat-out-vulgar-there-are-minors" target="_blank">thecatcherintheryebread</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>This is flat out vulgar! There are minors present! </p> </blockquote> <div><strong><em>There are minors present</em></strong></div> </blockquote> <p>you know you don’t want to get in treble</p> </blockquote>http://planet9relief.tumblr.com/post/50396202587http://planet9relief.tumblr.com/post/50396202587Mon, 13 May 2013 23:30:42 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://wtfsofunny.info/post/49057097322/when-you-try-to-get-out-of-a-bad-situation-but-realized" target="_blank">lolsofunny</a>:</p> <blockquote> <blockquote> <blockquote> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lhm6j0y3hj1qah5c8.gif"/></p> </blockquote> </blockquote> <p>(<a href="http://lolsofunny.tumblr.com/" target="_blank">lol here!</a>)</p> </blockquote>http://planet9relief.tumblr.com/post/50396116857http://planet9relief.tumblr.com/post/50396116857Mon, 13 May 2013 23:29:31 -0400<iframe width="400" height="300" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/-h7NLZzrbh0?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://disnedm.tumblr.com/post/50362730202/a-goofy-movie-v-daft-punk" target="_blank">disnedm</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><strong>A Goofy Movie v. Daft Punk</strong></p> </blockquote>http://planet9relief.tumblr.com/post/50379631043http://planet9relief.tumblr.com/post/50379631043Mon, 13 May 2013 20:04:11 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/cee67e019ad4e940195e7efb37c35890/tumblr_mmepdoAlMN1qkwx06o1_250.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://blackgirlwhiteboylove.com/post/50370391905/follow-my-blog-http-blackgirlwhiteboylove-com" target="_blank">blackgirlwhiteboylove</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><span>Follow my blog: </span><a href="http://blackgirlwhiteboylove.com" target="_blank"><a href="http://blackgirlwhiteboylove.com" target="_blank">http://blackgirlwhiteboylove.com</a></a></p> </blockquote>http://planet9relief.tumblr.com/post/50378826315http://planet9relief.tumblr.com/post/50378826315Mon, 13 May 2013 19:53:46 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/294a26ba618065ffb71dda6a4a1d3c68/tumblr_mm8f74O0Xx1r4u63lo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ca3171fe057053fa583dc4c7eac7df01/tumblr_mm8f74O0Xx1r4u63lo2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d8ff3ed5467446898630bacd12c4ab25/tumblr_mm8f74O0Xx1r4u63lo3_400.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/5cf90949abfa789a76859e2321aa15e2/tumblr_mm8f74O0Xx1r4u63lo4_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/2611043035b563ff2c401ba7626dbff7/tumblr_mm8f74O0Xx1r4u63lo5_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thefrogman.me/post/50367303078/tortoise-cozies-crocheted-by-katie-bradley-etsy" target="_blank">thefrogman</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Tortoise cozies crocheted by Katie Bradley [<a href="http://www.etsy.com/people/MossyTortoise" target="_blank">etsy</a>]</p> </blockquote>http://planet9relief.tumblr.com/post/50377754895http://planet9relief.tumblr.com/post/50377754895Mon, 13 May 2013 19:39:47 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lw2qumunOK1qj8wtqo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><blockquote> <p>oh my god hello how are you welcome to my aquarium</p> </blockquote>http://planet9relief.tumblr.com/post/50376927152http://planet9relief.tumblr.com/post/50376927152Mon, 13 May 2013 19:28:53 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m88bd0y6Gs1ramwa4o1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m88bd0y6Gs1ramwa4o2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m88bd0y6Gs1ramwa4o3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m88bd0y6Gs1ramwa4o4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m88bd0y6Gs1ramwa4o5_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m88bd0y6Gs1ramwa4o6_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://brianholdensbulge.tumblr.com/post/50110259607/struttinglikeapotter-thealiway" target="_blank">brianholdensbulge</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://struttinglikeapotter.tumblr.com/post/50076789319/thealiway-freehugchick-i-think-i-have-been" target="_blank">struttinglikeapotter</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thealiway.tumblr.com/post/49088348169/freehugchick-i-think-i-have-been-waiting-for" target="_blank">thealiway</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://freehugchick.tumblr.com/post/28858677983/i-think-i-have-been-waiting-for-this-gif-set-my" target="_blank">freehugchick</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>I think I have been waiting for this gif set my entire life and I didn’t even know it.</p> </blockquote> <p>The last gif is the exact human representation of the “The More You Know” graphic</p> </blockquote> <p>A reminder that’s Draco’s comment was unscripted, Tom Felton wins.</p> </blockquote> <p>still one of my favourite potter movie scenes ever.</p> </blockquote>http://planet9relief.tumblr.com/post/50376853275http://planet9relief.tumblr.com/post/50376853275Mon, 13 May 2013 19:27:54 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/01b8b5fc710ffe6aa19a8997d2cd8ac1/tumblr_mh5qjzg1rN1s0ga8xo1_400.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://christamarlaise.tumblr.com/post/50373594742" target="_blank">christamarlaise</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://laylasabrina.tumblr.com/post/50371832484/tolerated-im-deaaaaaad-i-will-always-love" target="_blank">laylasabrina</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://tolerated.tumblr.com/post/50361165493/im-deaaaaaad" target="_blank">tolerated</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>im deaaaaaad</p> </blockquote> <p>I will always love this</p> </blockquote> <p>Yes!</p> </blockquote>http://planet9relief.tumblr.com/post/50376245994http://planet9relief.tumblr.com/post/50376245994Mon, 13 May 2013 19:19:55 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9xnqcN3Ga1qcmkeso1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://planet9relief.tumblr.com/post/50376226661http://planet9relief.tumblr.com/post/50376226661Mon, 13 May 2013 19:19:40 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/60b58d24b4e08fb969702c8832fea144/tumblr_mm11ssHKn91qjqn2fo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/d5c1f1e7f99bcb1f37a6fd31d4455320/tumblr_mm11ssHKn91qjqn2fo2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/40fe33793d937672a789c4f2e42f1ef0/tumblr_mm11ssHKn91qjqn2fo3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/c852aa6e886e61c5ab7801b65026a088/tumblr_mm11ssHKn91qjqn2fo4_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/3713cff43fa18592799a5f145b7ca306/tumblr_mm11ssHKn91qjqn2fo5_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/3672aa151fb043eddcd79067bb86e453/tumblr_mm11ssHKn91qjqn2fo6_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d0d8ab0a380de49c8377a2d2035aefac/tumblr_mm11ssHKn91qjqn2fo7_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d9565b1c1ae4f335acb5c599f808330e/tumblr_mm11ssHKn91qjqn2fo8_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/120ddc74fd730b4892b982919e1b3f95/tumblr_mm11ssHKn91qjqn2fo9_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/0957029817076920e0369235c7d3f706/tumblr_mm11ssHKn91qjqn2fo10_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/>http://planet9relief.tumblr.com/post/50376142633http://planet9relief.tumblr.com/post/50376142633Mon, 13 May 2013 19:18:34 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://tautoou.tumblr.com/post/49051566901/how-to-blow-a-bubble" target="_blank">tautoou</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://shattered-mirr0rs.tumblr.com/post/47726202815" target="_blank">shattered-mirr0rs</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thebestlolz.tumblr.com/post/20266797293/how-to-blow-a-bubble" target="_blank">thebestlolz</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Step 1: First go like this</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lhqm6vGAEu1qa5pyz.gif"/></p> <p>Step 2: Spin around</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lhqm7pSEYB1qa5pyz.gif"/></p> <p>Step 3: STOP!</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lhqm8kGsa71qa5pyz.gif"/></p> <p>Step 4: Double take 3 times; 1…2…3!</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lhqm9wABnl1qa5pyz.gif"/></p> <p>Step 5: Then Pelvic Thrust!</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lhqmb0fjXU1qa5pyz.gif"/></p> <p>Step 6: Stop on your right foot, DON’T FORGET IT!</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lhqmddiQP91qa5pyz.gif"/></p> <p>Step 7: Now it’s time to bring it around town.</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lhqmewKJMY1qa5pyz.gif"/></p> <p>Step 8: Then yo do this, then this, and this, and that, and this, and that, and this.</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lhqmopYGDK1qa5pyz.gif"/></p> <p>Step 9: THEN…!</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lhqmppbQga1qa5pyz.gif"/></p> <p>Thats how i do it….</p> </blockquote> <p>i have been waiting 50 years for this post</p> </blockquote> <p>perfect</p> </blockquote>http://planet9relief.tumblr.com/post/50354352632http://planet9relief.tumblr.com/post/50354352632Mon, 13 May 2013 14:17:05 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/474d8cd5491025a17703e56cd57783ea/tumblr_mmpvg0npSi1ryx9p9o1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://planet9relief.tumblr.com/post/50354181580http://planet9relief.tumblr.com/post/50354181580Mon, 13 May 2013 14:14:02 -0400